"Hellos to you all! It's me Lucy! Just thoughts I would swings by and tell you all how I's been staying busy since my surgery. I'ms tryin to hards to be a calm puppy so I's heal right, but its just so hard!"
"My Hoomans bed is really high. I've only evers jumped up der once, and it was really hard. Mummy says I'm not allowed to jumps right now, so I's has to wait for her to help me."
"Will I's ever be's able to do it all by myself, Ma? Whens do you tink I'll be big and strongs enough to do it?"
"I's is gettin all kinds of yummies tings to chew on since my surgery. N my hooman even lets me lays in da big comfy bed and chews on dem. I hopes I better soon, cause I tink I might be's gettin too heavy for my hooman to lift all da time. My hooman isn't dat big!"
"Even though I's is recooperatin, I's is still tryin to help my hooman. Dis silly box wasn't where it's was so sposed to be, so I drugs it into the livin room tinking I would tear it up... My hooman wasn't too pleased with me, it's must've been da wrong ting to do, cause she hads to get out dat loud obnoxious ting she calls da sweeper! Sorry, Mom! I's was just tryin to helps ya!"