" Hey, Lucy- check this out. It's a card for you. What do you think? It's your first card, it's from your Aunt Bev all the way in Flippin, Arizona."
" Dat puppy on dat card looks like me, Ma!"
" What's da card say, Ma? Can ya read it to me? Ya know I can't read, yet! What's Arizona? Where's dat at? I don't think I've ever been der!"
" Auntie Bev sent you a present to help you walk better!"
" You mean there's a present too, Mom? I don't know bouts takin a walk, is that critter still in da yard? Maybe he wants to go too!"
" Sorry, Lucy! No walks with the critter from the yard! Let's open the box!"
" This is a great present, Ma! I luvs the sound it makes! Thanks Aunt Bev!"
"That's not the present Lucy! She sent us a new harness, and as soon as I figure out how to configure it, you and I are taking a walk, okay?"
" Otay, Mom! Thanks so much Aunt Bev! I luvs goin for walks with my ma! That was awful nice of ya!"