Lucy: "What's da matter mom?"
My Human: "You wouldn't believe my morning, Lucy! First I couldn't get into the post office to mail those letters out, then I got caught in the rain, and got drenched, and then I locked my keys in the car and had to call your Dad to come bring me my key, and he was an hour away!"
Lucy: "I'ms sorry Mum! I'm glad you're homes now!"
My Human: "Me too, Lucy! And I've got 2 surprises for you!"
Lucy: "For me? Whats are dey?"
My Human: "I'll show you in a bit Lucy- let's wait for it to stop raining, okay?"
And so I waited... And waited... And waited. And I watched Mommy painting. I trieds to help her, buts she said I was just making a mess n she said something about paint all over my ear. I don'ts tink dats a good ting!
N finally, da rains stopped!
"Wow, Mom! Is dat big ball for me? It's not purple, but I's guess it'll do."
"Okay, maybe it'll be okay. Dis is a pretty color too!"
"I'ms not real sure about da girly stuff on here. Did you have to get all dis stuff on it, Ma?"
"Okay, I'll see what da girly balls got, but I's gotta stretch first. Is dat okay?"
"Whoa! Da girly balls got motion! Kick it again, Ma!"
"I'm gonna get yous stupid ball!"
"Here's I come..."
"Dat ball was lots of fun! But, it's hot out here!"
"Oh, I feels so much better now!"
...N dat my friends is how you play wit da big ball, n whys I missed it so much! Thanks Mom for bringing me a new ball! N in case yous is wonderin, my second surprise is a big meat bone, buts I haven't gotten its yet, Mummy says I haves to be a good puppy!! Yummy I can hardly waits! Sometimes, it's okays for my hooman to go away!