" Hurry up n takes dat darn picture, Ma. Theres no way I can stay dis still much longer!"
" Don't know why dos hoomans are always complainen bout these thistles. Dey taste pretty darn good to me. It must be okay for me to chew on dese cause here comes my hooman with dat darn camera!"
" Butts in da air agains! Where's my hooman wit dat camera? I'm sure she'll be here soon..."
" Hey, Ma! In case you's wondering where I's got all dat dirt I put on da livin room floor, dis is where I found it..."
" Mom just gaves me dis new toy a coupla minutes ago... Wonders if I'm allowed to get it dirty yet? Maybe if I waits here a minute or two, she won't notice if I drops it in da dirt!"
" I luvs dis toy... And it's even better nows dat it's dirty! Looks, Ma- my wiggle butts in da air... Did ya get a picture? "
" Whatcha doin up der, Ma... Come out here n plays wit us..."