Lucy's Take... Can I Talk Now?

So, so, so sorry followers! My hooman has been hogging the puter n I haven't beens allowed to get a words in edgewise. She's off to get another cup of coffee, so I'm gonnas get my chance to tell you alls what I's been up to. (I really wishes someone woulds talk to her bout da coffee thing- I tinks she has a problem, n she's always gotta pee too. I tinks dats cause she drinks too much of dat coffee... It doesn't even taste good- I stucks my nose in her Wiggle Butts coffee cup da other day, n I hated it!)

Whens we gots in da car dis mornin, my hooman was smilen! She had her phones in her hand n I could see dat our blog page was up. Den she looked at me n said " Guess what Lucy? We've got 100 followers! Do you know what that means? Isn't that exciting? I'm excited." Well I don't know dat means, but I guess it means dat dere are 100 people who know about all da troubles I gets into on a regular basis. I can't get aways wit anytin!

Der's a lot goin on today. We're doin two bloggie hops, n ofs course, we's at work, AGAIN! I'm so worn out, I just don't know what to do- as soons as I finish wit dis post, I's goin back to sleeps. I's gotta get my beauty sleep!

Daddy's been back on da ball kick dis past week. It makes me really happy when Daddy decides to plays with me. I don't gets to spend as much times wit him as I do Mommy n I wants him to know I luvs him too!

I'ves been tryin so hard to make him see dat I will learn to retrieve da ball- I don'ts wants him to be sad! My mom tried to tell him dat he needs treats when he's teachin me to fetch da ball, but he still keeps showing up unprepared- he mustn't have been a boyscout, dat's what my Mommy says. Good puppy dat I am, I try to cooperate evens if I's not gonna get a treat.

Mommy laughs at me when I chase da ball. Aren't I supposed to do back flips when I run after da ball? I just don't get dis whole ball chasin ting anyway! I wish somebodys would tell me why dis is such a big deal cuz I just don't get it! I gos n gets da ball, n dos hoomans just throw it again. I just brought it to yous, n nows you throwin it agains. Wish somebody would splain this to me!

Dis heat is for da birds- dey probably don't likes it much either. But, I knows it ain't for me. Da last couple of days, every times we goes outside, Mommy looks at me n says " Let's walk, Lucy". But, I don't wanna walk! I tries every ting I can tink of to gets out of walkin, I lay down in da parkin lot. I lay down in da grass. I lay down in da weeds. And den, I refuse to move. Yesterday, someone who wasn't my mommy took my picture n Mommy saids to the lady "She's not usually so stubborn". Whats does stubborn mean?

I don't tink my hooman likes dis much, because she tolds me da other day dat I was beins a bad puppy n dat I wasn't listening very well. Shes also tolds me dat she was gonna fix dat. I couldn't waits to see what she would comes up wit to makes me walk. Dis oughta be good. My hooman is pretty creative.

Yesterday mornin, when we were leavins da house, I could smell cheese in her purse. I couldn't figures out why she would have cheese in her purse. Sometimes my mommy doesn't make any sense!

When it was times for our first walk of da day, Mommy went n she gots da cheese, my harness and my leash. She opened up dat cheese- n boy did it smell good. N all I hads to do to get some of dat cheese was "come". Then I "sat" n she put my harness on me. She saids I was a good puppy, n I got more cheese.

Dat cheese was so good! I couldn't waits to get more, so when we gots outside n Mommy said,

" Let's walk, Lucy" I decided I had better do it if I wanted mores of dat cheese.

I tinks I've been had. I tolds you she would come up with something good. All I knows is, dat cheese is pretty dang good. Have I sold out for cheese?

Today, we sat out in the grass, n my hooman seemed okays wit dat. She didn't tell me to "come" or anything. But, she did sit down wit me n tells me hows pretty I am, n dat she loves me! I gaves her a really big kiss, n wouldn't ya know it, she gaves me some cheese!

I really tinks dis cheese thing may work out okay after alls! I knows der is a bunch of it in da fridge at home... If I could just figure outs hows to gets dat open! Do yous tink I would gets in trouble?