Thursday, July 15, 2010

Lucy's Take... Can I Talk Now?

So, so, so sorry followers! My hooman has been hogging the puter n I haven't beens allowed to get a words in edgewise. She's off to get another cup of coffee, so I'm gonnas get my chance to tell you alls what I's been up to. (I really wishes someone woulds talk to her bout da coffee thing- I tinks she has a problem, n she's always gotta pee too. I tinks dats cause she drinks too much of dat coffee... It doesn't even taste good- I stucks my nose in her Wiggle Butts coffee cup da other day, n I hated it!)

Whens we gots in da car dis mornin, my hooman was smilen! She had her phones in her hand n I could see dat our blog page was up. Den she looked at me n said " Guess what Lucy? We've got 100 followers! Do you know what that means? Isn't that exciting? I'm excited." Well I don't know dat means, but I guess it means dat dere are 100 people who know about all da troubles I gets into on a regular basis. I can't get aways wit anytin!

Der's a lot goin on today. We're doin two bloggie hops, n ofs course, we's at work, AGAIN! I'm so worn out, I just don't know what to do- as soons as I finish wit dis post, I's goin back to sleeps. I's gotta get my beauty sleep!

Daddy's been back on da ball kick dis past week. It makes me really happy when Daddy decides to plays with me. I don't gets to spend as much times wit him as I do Mommy n I wants him to know I luvs him too!

I'ves been tryin so hard to make him see dat I will learn to retrieve da ball- I don'ts wants him to be sad! My mom tried to tell him dat he needs treats when he's teachin me to fetch da ball, but he still keeps showing up unprepared- he mustn't have been a boyscout, dat's what my Mommy says. Good puppy dat I am, I try to cooperate evens if I's not gonna get a treat.

Mommy laughs at me when I chase da ball. Aren't I supposed to do back flips when I run after da ball? I just don't get dis whole ball chasin ting anyway! I wish somebodys would tell me why dis is such a big deal cuz I just don't get it! I gos n gets da ball, n dos hoomans just throw it again. I just brought it to yous, n nows you throwin it agains. Wish somebody would splain this to me!
Dis heat is for da birds- dey probably don't likes it much either. But, I knows it ain't for me. Da last couple of days, every times we goes outside, Mommy looks at me n says " Let's walk, Lucy". But, I don't wanna walk! I tries every ting I can tink of to gets out of walkin, I lay down in da parkin lot. I lay down in da grass. I lay down in da weeds. And den, I refuse to move. Yesterday, someone who wasn't my mommy took my picture n Mommy saids to the lady "She's not usually so stubborn". Whats does stubborn mean?

I don't tink my hooman likes dis much, because she tolds me da other day dat I was beins a bad puppy n dat I wasn't listening very well. Shes also tolds me dat she was gonna fix dat. I couldn't waits to see what she would comes up wit to makes me walk. Dis oughta be good. My hooman is pretty creative.

Yesterday mornin, when we were leavins da house, I could smell cheese in her purse. I couldn't figures out why she would have cheese in her purse. Sometimes my mommy doesn't make any sense!

When it was times for our first walk of da day, Mommy went n she gots da cheese, my harness and my leash. She opened up dat cheese- n boy did it smell good. N all I hads to do to get some of dat cheese was "come". Then I "sat" n she put my harness on me. She saids I was a good puppy, n I got more cheese.

Dat cheese was so good! I couldn't waits to get more, so when we gots outside n Mommy said,
" Let's walk, Lucy" I decided I had better do it if I wanted mores of dat cheese.

I tinks I've been had. I tolds you she would come up with something good. All I knows is, dat cheese is pretty dang good. Have I sold out for cheese?

Today, we sat out in the grass, n my hooman seemed okays wit dat. She didn't tell me to "come" or anything. But, she did sit down wit me n tells me hows pretty I am, n dat she loves me! I gaves her a really big kiss, n wouldn't ya know it, she gaves me some cheese!

I really tinks dis cheese thing may work out okay after alls! I knows der is a bunch of it in da fridge at home... If I could just figure outs hows to gets dat open! Do yous tink I would gets in trouble?

22 comments:

  1. Oh Lucy, you are so adorable!!!! Makes my mommy miss her boxers!!!!

    XO,
    Lola Bugs

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  2. Lucy!! Thanks for stopping by! You are just beautiful!! My grandparents live in Pittsburgh.. small world :)

    Thanks for following me and I know we will be great friends!!

    Licks and Tail Wags from me!!

    Olive

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  3. Pssst Lucy...Yeah over here...Shhhhhh...Roo has a tip for you. Give mommy one of Daddy's old socks to tie around the fridge handle to you can be your cute lil self and play "tuggy" with it ;)

    The sometimes(?) really rotten...
    Roo

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  4. You have such a fun blog! :) I'm now following you from Welcome Wednesday and would love for you to follow back at www.dandygiveaway.com!

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  5. Fun blog! We have boxer named Rockee. She is a great dog! A real member of the family.

    Thanks for following me. I am following back :)

    www.paisleypassions.blogspot.com
    www.laughterandmemories.blogspot.com

    ~Lori

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  6. Congrats on the 100 followers, that's pretty impressive!

    I hardly ever give my boys human food but I did share a peice of cheese with them earlier today. They really enjoyed it and I'm thinking maybe I could share a little more often. Not too much though because I like cheese too! lol

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  7. Sweet Lucy Lou,

    There is that word again...stubborn! Your pictures today are so cute! I luvs the one of you snoozin' :)

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae

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  8. Cheese is the best!!!!!! I'm new follower number 109!!!

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  10. Such an adorable dog! We're hoping to adopt one next month :)
    Thanks for stopping by to visit. I'm returning the follow.
    www.hislittlemrs.blogspot.com

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  11. I'm a new follower from Buzz on By Thursday.
    I hope you'll come check me out at PS Mom Reviews and follow me too!
    I have fun giveaways going on now, including one for an $80 GC to CSNstores.com!

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  12. I love your blog. I love your Boxer. Zacky would love her too!!

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  13. Lucy, congratulations on one hundred followers! That's pretty cool!

    Of course you haven't sold out for cheese! Here's what's really going on! You are training your human. That's right! Soon, she'll be giving you cheese left and right and cooing over what a good dog you are every time you bat your lashes at her! You want some cheese, there's no reason to open the fridge, you just walk over and sit and look at your mom. Then you get the cheese! It works like a charm when you get them trained!

    Bunny

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  14. Hi just wanna say thanks for following my blog. You got an interesting blog here so i guess i should give back the love. Lucy is a darling!

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  15. So adorable!
    Happy New Friend Friday!

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  16. Hey Lucy!

    You're starting on a good path to train your human! Now, what you need to do... is say no to the cheese.... and hold out for something else, watch the television and when a good commercial comes on (like for Beggin Strips) get real excited and bark! Maybe she will start buying you a variety of goodies! I have my human trained really well, she practically throws the treats at me so I can catch them in my mouth. She's so simple minded - she calls it a trick! I am smarter than that! ;-)

    Jack

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  17. Lucy you are beautiful. I cant wait to read more about you I'm following you now.

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  18. Hey there! Thanks for stopping by my blog today--and becoming my 100th follower! I feel like I should give you a prize or something! I'm now following you (and Lucy!) too. :)

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  19. You have no idea how much I LOVE boxers. Then maybe again you do. Our beloved baby went to doggy heaven 9 years ago and I still miss her. They are the most phenomenal dogs ever. I am now following from Friday Follow Me.

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  20. Oh such a cutie! And yes, I totally agree with the dogs equals kids equation. That's why my FiveSibes are fondly called "the kids!" Great blog!

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  21. ahhhhhhh...she's soooo adorable. I really love her! I can't keep but smile while reading this post.

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  22. I haven't got to the teething phase yet, and neither one of us is looking forward to it. I've had 3 people already recommend the Chilly Bone to me for teething and I plan to get one soon. It's canvas fabric on the outside and a sponge on the inside. You wet it and freeze it. The texture and the cold really helps with sore puppy gums.

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