My Hooman has been yammering all week about something she boughts for me from Amazon. My Daddy keeps tryin to tells her that she can't single handedly stimulate da economy. I'm not sure whats dat means, but I tinks it means Mommy likes to spend da green stuff. I tinks it's okay, specially when da stuffs is for me! I luvs opening boxes. Da package came yesterday, buts we had to wait till dis mornin to opens it. I was so excited, I couldn't even sleep right last night!
" Woo-hoo! Anothers package for me! I'ves gotta help Mom get it open, she's got dat darn camera in her hand again, she's gonna need my helps if we're ever gonna get dis open! "
" Don't worry, Mom! Yous just takes dos pictures. I've got dis all under control! Dis box will be open in two shakes of a boxer's tail!"
"See, I tolds you so! What's dis? Dat doesn't look like a toy. But, it's my favorite color! I luvs orange! Will you take it out of da box, Ma?"
" Are yous sure you're doin dis right, Mom? I tinks I look pretty stoopid. I sure hope nobody sees me like dis. What is dis anyway?"
" It's a life jacket, Lucy! So you can go swimming in the river with Mommy & Daddy, again."
" Cools! Can we goes right now? I tought we had to goes to work?"
" Yep, Lucy! We've gotta go work. I just wanted to see how cute you looked in your new life jacket."
" Nows I got it! Are you sure you know what you're doin? Dis doesn't look right."
" See, Lucy! I knew what I was doing! Look how cute you are."
" Maggie Mae- helps me! I tink I look pretty stoopid... My hooman has lost her mind!"
" Otay, maybe not! I guessin it could bes worse- what if my hooman had bought a pink one? She says we have to be thankfuls for small miracles, I's is guessin that's what dis is."
" Looks what my hooman bought for the front yard? Dat's a little mini-me on top of der! She's pretty excited abouts it! She ripped open dat big box n tooks it right out der! I guessin everyone will know I's live here now!"