" Hey, Ma- I's found a lil bit o mud. Do ya think ya can help clean me up? I's really dirty. Will ya get da hose out?"
" Mom! Mom! My boxer buddy Job's out der takin a walk! Can we go to? Please, Mom!!"
" Guess we can't go! Sure hope Job's feelin better. Mom, Do you think he'll be able to play wit me anytime soon? I sure do miss him!"
" What time is it, Ma? Do ya tink Daddy'll be home anytime soon? How much longer do I has ta wait here? Do ya tink he'll be's happy to see me, Mom?"
" Woo hoo! Daddy's home n he's in da mood to wrestle wit me! Here I's come, Daddy! I'm gonna get ya!"
" Dis is probably gonna get me in trouble. I's not supposed to chew on da humans- but dey taste so darn good!"
" I's is guessin I'm not in too much trouble, cuz Daddy's huggin n squeezin me! Whew! Ya's looks like ya need a kiss, Dad..."